This Means What?
If any of you have ever read Realtor ads, you will appreciate this list of "real meanings" of the terms so often used! Might get a giggle out of them! I did!
Glossary of Real Estate terms:
Spacious - average
Charming - small
Comfortable - very small
Cozy - very, very small
Low maintenance - no lawn
Walk to stores - nowhere to park your car
Prestigous - expensive
Bright and sunny - venetian blinds not included
Modern - 15 to 20 years old
Contemporary - at least 10 years old
Sprawling - inefficient floor plan
Natural setting - forget about planting, the squirrels will eat everything
Secluded setting - far away
Executive neighborhood - high taxes
Near houses of worship - fanatical denomination next door
Park-like setting - a tree on the block
Unaffected charm - needs painting
Starter home - run down
Hurry! Won't last - about to collapse
Monday, December 22, 2008
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