Monday, December 22, 2008

This Means What?

If any of you have ever read Realtor ads, you will appreciate this list of "real meanings" of the terms so often used! Might get a giggle out of them! I did!

Glossary of Real Estate terms:
Spacious - average
Charming - small
Comfortable - very small
Cozy - very, very small
Low maintenance - no lawn
Walk to stores - nowhere to park your car
Prestigous - expensive
Bright and sunny - venetian blinds not included
Modern - 15 to 20 years old
Contemporary - at least 10 years old
Sprawling - inefficient floor plan
Natural setting - forget about planting, the squirrels will eat everything
Secluded setting - far away
Executive neighborhood - high taxes
Near houses of worship - fanatical denomination next door
Park-like setting - a tree on the block
Unaffected charm - needs painting
Starter home - run down
Hurry! Won't last - about to collapse

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